usual faces in the crowd

well i have been back to work now about 3 weeks. my co-workers wont let me do to much so i wont hurt myself.my stomach muscles and hips are whats hurting since being back to work hopefully that stops soon. Even tho i was gone from work for almost 4 months it didnt change much. some new faces but still same conversations and gripes from people, usual bullshit. Its funny to see the same weirdos that shopped there before are still shopping there now for example: the oddball psycho woman who paints on two sets of eyebrows to her face to make sure her point gets across. the dude that comes in every morning at 5am to harass the produce people. we call him fanny pack.. yes he does wear a fanny pack. he always has his ads and coupons in hand telling us of the deals hes getting today. then continues to tell us all about his problems he is having with his family particularly with his sister. then there's the wacko security guard that patrols the parking lot who i swear talks to the walls of the building and patrols like he is on a mission.something is just not right with him you know. he was caught the other day with a handgun tucked into his pants while on on of these patrols.. kinda scary that one. there's a lady who comes in to buy one particular cup of yogurt week after week which 90% of the time sold out and she likes to raise hell about that.. that's some of the usual people. then yesterday we had some lady come in, she had two dogs in her shopping cart which, you guessed it, took a shit and piss in produce thankfully i was in the backroom when it happened. last week a guy was cruising around store in a motorized cart guess he got a bad case of the shits and he shit all over the store there was a trail behind the scooter. after he checked out maintenance found the pile he left on the bathroom floor. fucking gross. last week we also had this woman running around store telling people the apocalypse was coming, bunch of gloom and doom kind of stuff scaring some of the customers. when our undercover security caught up with her she was hiding the beef jerky around the store so she would know where to find it when the shit hit the fan..lol.. this entry is getting kinda long ill end it here...more work stories to come..