new tattoo idea

thinking of getting a tattoo of the block heads from the gumby cartoon.instead of a J on the one blockhead i would put a T...lol...what do you think?

you found a dime where??

we were cleaning the apartment yesterday and i was cleaning the bathrooms.. well i clean the toilet in one and close the lid and finsh up in that bathroom and go clean up the other one..well gina goes to use the restroom( the first one i cleaned) and lifts the lid and finds this

If you cant tell in the picture its a dime in the toilet...lol...how does a dime get in the toilet if the lid was down and no one went in there after i was done cleaning it..and the dime was heads up..i was always told that if you find a coin heads up its good luck..does that count if you find the dime in the toilet??

lettuce,jalapenos and toe nail fungus.

so the store was packed this weekend, worse then usual, I got to do a lot of people watching. today i watched a head of lettuce fall on the floor and on my way to pick it up I observed about 4 adults walk by it and look down at it and just pass it up.Then right as i was approaching it a little boy( about 5 years old) ran up and picked it up and put it away.the boys mom called him over back over to her. Don't think she knew he left her side. I found it interesting that the adults just passed the lettuce by and a a little boy came over not to play with it or anything but to pick it up and put it away...
Then i watched countless people take out items from their carts that they decided not to get and put the items down where ever they pleased. somethings people second guessed and took out of their carts i can under stand.Stuff like sodas, junk food and stuff like that, those impulse buys. I then find someone had second guess buying toe nail fungus medicine..ok if you pick something like this up you obviously think you need so why would you all of a sudden take it out of your cart thinking you don't need it..lol..you need it..don't pass up on the toe nail fungus medicine for something else...
a lady came up to me at work today and told me that with the amount of Mexicans in this town that we shouldn't run out of jalapenos and that we should know better..WTF...lol..

the grand canyon of ass crack

was on break in break room today and look over and saw this....

lol..The grand canyon of ass crack...the person sat like that until she got up and left..how do you just sit there like that.. i would think with that much crack showing you would feel a draft and pull your pants up...lol..maybe she was trying to air it out or something..never a dull moment in the break room

a 50% off sale on the weekend and at the begining of the month make for some rude people

so there is this 50% off sale going on at work...so the store is packed seems like the whole town and then some showed up..they had me helping in grocery so naturally they pull me up to register which pissed me off.so i get off the register and go back to stocking juice and i drop half a case of juice and one bottle the cap broke off and half the contents spill on the floor. people keep going through the aisle paying no mind to the mess on the floor. a co-worker watched the spill while i went and got a mop. I start mopping and you would think people would go around or wait till i got done mopping but no..rude people kept coming through making me stop mopping so they can get through and even moving my mop bucket..wtf...i'm cleaning it up so no one gets hurt and they don't give a shit..
i get it all cleaned up and they start calling people back up to register i said screw it and went back to produce..
I'm stocking 5lb bags of potatoes and come across a bunch of rotted ones...the smell was disgusting..i decide to go dump the compost so the potatoes wouldn't stink up the back room. well its raining..it really sucks to dump compost in the rain.i open one of the buckets to dump stuff in and a swarm of fruit flies attack me..lol..i quickly close the lid and i had to take my glasses off to wipe the fruit flies off so i could see..then here come a hand full of bees.lol..all i could think was i just want to go home...the bees go away and me and a coworker dump the compost and one of those rotted potatoes split open and no lie it started to ooze what looked like vanilla pudding.,..compost is disgusting!...i was glad when my shift was over
earlier in the day i was walking through backroom and came across this..