looking for suggestions

ok.. so today at work i had yet another talking to about my language and the way i phrase things..apparently they dont like it.. even though i have been trying to think b4 i speak and have stopped myself a few times now.. not enough i guess. any suggestions how i can get myself to stop using 4 letter words and phrase things in less offensive way..lol..

Minty cooler

So I'm starting to realize tht while working for hours on end in a low 30 degree cooler tht its not a good idea to chew mint gum..let me tell you it kinda Burns the shit out of your mouth..gums and teeth..lol..u feel hella minty fresh..lol

August

We will be in August soon and in the first ten days r the birthdays of the people our family has lost in the last 6 years..mom,and our brothers wife.life has slapped our family upside the head the last 6 years..but I guess everyone's family goes through times like this..I hope we get a break soon to heal...anyway..happy birthday u guys..love and miss ya both ...R.I.P...

grandpa just went racist

was done doing inventory today and was on the sales floor discussing it with the deli manager when an older white couple id say in their 70s come up to us and start talking. The guy was like we love this store and so much better then our store the one on paramount blvd. he said its cleaner and fully stocked. And that no one cares at their store. he starts to walk off then comes back to us and in a hushed voice says its cause we dont have any white people working in our store only the black and browns..i was like wtf.. i look down at my color of my arms and look at him to see if he would notice that he just insulted me.. nope he turned around and left. the deli manager was like oh shit he just was all racist with you.. he must not have known..people are stupid...

Corn

Pallet of corn oh how I hate you..can't wait for corn "season"to be over...look how it peeks out of the black container..its plotting my death I bet..LOL...

outlander

there is this chick that works in the deli and everytime i go by the deli counter and i got a cart of corn she always yells at me "outlander".. like in the movie children of the corn..loud enough where customers can hear it.. i think shes a nutcase.. lol.. every now and then i hear "ppssst"..."psstt" i turn around and shes giving the high sign.. like in the little rascals..lol..im getting scared to go by the deli..lol..

Metal

I emptied a pallet and picked it up and put it on its side to slide it and as I put my hand on it to push it I noticed tthis..those r metal shavings attached to the wood.sharp as shit too.I almost got a handfull of that

Display

Look at the colors of the display I did this morning..I like it..colorfull..

Oranges

So here's a pic of the bulk oranges we get..OK the product is from.Chile but the box has Japanese writting..is the box from Japan..or is it all from Chile and pitstops in Japan..??...I dnt get it..

H2o melon

Found this foaming on the salesfloor this morning...I take it to back room and tell co-worker look its some government experiment going on and this watermelon is gonna cause an outbreak and we are patient zero..I said bring on the apocalypse..as I said tht my zone manager clicked the lights off..and it scared the shit out of my co-worker..the look on his face was priceless...zombie apocalypse ...

Time traveler

I was fixing the corn display again this morning I look up and a Guy walks by and no lie he looked like he was plucked right out of the 70s.he had muttenchops.polyester pants..LOL.ugly as sin...wonder if he's a time traveler??..definitely NOT a slave to fashion..lol

Question

Can anyone tell me why people insist on eating the cherries and peaches..the stuff wth pits in them then throw the pits into the container of peaches or cherries...I don't get it..all I do know is I'm the one tht has to fish those out of the containers.

Corn

Dear asshole who tore up my corn display,
  
Fuck off!!

Sincerely,
The person who had to clean your mess.

I look like who

So Gina is outside on her break wth a co-worker..I walk up and the co-worker is like Tina you look like Gina today... first thought I have is if I look like Gina today then who in the hell did I look like yesterday?...I just laughed it off and told co-worker  that happens from time to time

Lunch

You know what I like about working the morning shifts.5-6am...you take lunch at like 9am..I sit on a bench  outside and just watch the world go by..I find it calming..while everyone is hustling around in such rush to go nowhere really I just sit and watch..like I'm on the outside looking in..anyway..lunch break over..gotta go..

Dirty laundry

OK so I'm stocking the bag salads and a Guy stops me and asks if I work here..I turn around and he was holding a pile of his dirty laundry and he asked if we do laundry service here..I was like nope and he asked does any wwalmart do laundry I said don't think so..he said OK and turned and walked out..he didn't look homeless. a kid in his twenties..kinda weird

Cucumbers

I was trying pull a case of cucumbers out of bin this yesterday morning and there was a small pallet of stuff in front of it instead of moving it I'm trying stretch across it to get the cucmbers then I feel something pop in my calf..felt more like something tore..it knocks me down onto the pallet..then the Fu king case of cucumbers the side of container falls apart and it starts raining cucumbers on me..LOL..its was a harsh morning for me..I'm limping around now..honestly I don't know why I thought I could pull tht case out of bin like that..it weighs 50lbs...lol

Almost a year

Just realized its been almost a year since my last blood transfusion..feeling amazing compared to  how I was feeling..I no longer look  white as ghost wth a grey death look mixed in..i got color back in my tongue and my fingernails.the whites of my eyes r white again none of that blue tint I had from lack of blood..no muscle fatigue or pure exhaustion from just trying to do the simplest of things..im so happy tht tumors gone and I'm pretty much OK now.I look like me again..well i look like Gina too.
LOL..