Saturday, August 31, 2013

What went up my nose

I'm on lunch right now and i swear a bug just flew up nose. ..it tickles. .lol.. gina is like it's In their laying eggs in brain. . Nice. .

Thursday, August 29, 2013

into the wild

I watched this movie..into the wild the other day and it struck a chord with me..its about a Guy just graduated from a good college and he decides in order to have happiness in his life(he had a shitty childhood) he is to ditch his life and head on foot to Alaska to live in the wild and be alone..thinks happiness is him alone in the wild.he does just that..doesn't keep contact with anyone during the two years he's gone.He burned up all his money ditched his car.and just left.you know how many times I have pondered just dropping off the face of the earth like that..and Gina and I have always said Alaska would be our final destination..he gets to Alaska from west virgina meeting people and having adventures along the way..walking mostly.. while in alaska he starts thinking back to all the experiences he had on the road during the last two years and realizes(to late) tht true happiness is shared.he tries to leave to go back home and with the spring thaw he can't cross the river and he's out of food and provisions.so in desperation he starts to eat the plants..he eats the wrong one and winds up dying ..alone ..in the wild...I don't know it was one of those movies tht made me stop and think for a moment..

Into the wild

I watched this movie..into the wild the other day and it struck a chord with me..its about a Guy just graduated from a good college and he decides in order to have happiness in his life(he had a shitty childhood) he is to ditch his life and head on foot to Alaska to live in the wild and be alone..thinks happiness is him alone in the wild.he does just that..doesn't keep contact with anyone during the two years he's gone.He burned up all his money ditched his car.and just left.you know how many times I have pondered just dropping off the face of the earth like that..and Gina and I have always said Alaska would be our final destination..he gets to Alaska from west virgina meeting people and having adventures along the way..walking mostly.. while in alaska he starts thinking back to all the experiences he had on the road during the last two years and realizes(to late) tht true happiness is shared.he tries to leave to go back home and with the spring thaw he can't cross the river and he's out of food and provisions.so in desperation he starts to eat the plants..he eats the wrong one and winds up dying ..alone ..in the wild...I don't know it was one of those movies tht made me stop and think for a moment..

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

got milk

ginas co worker was in the dairy cooler today filling the milk and a guy on salesfloor opens the milk door to get milk and yells into cooler hey you guys sell breast milk..lol..the guy went on to tell our co worker that he thinks it would be a great seller..

Friday, August 23, 2013

i dont have ocd...

yesterday at work i was shucking corn and manager comes over and says im not being consistent in my corn cutting skills.. apparently the corn didnt look enough like each other.. really i gotta make the ears corn look alike..i was like i dont even get a compliment about my knife skills..i can shuck about 300 in about 45 mins..maybe if i had ocd or something i could make them all look alike..so i guess the corn wont look enough alike, i hope you customers forgive me and still buy the corn...evil corn..lol..

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Leave me alone

All day today Im being told to smile and tht I need to be happy..fucking stop it already..they say I'm not enthusiastic enough at the thought that I might get dpt manager spot..mind u this is all coming from managment..what the fuck do you want from me?to do cartwheels down produce..juggle watermelons..what??..told I need to be more like Gina and be all smiles..I'm not Gina.I can't fake a smile or pretend to be happy..works sucks right now..we havnt had a dpt manager in two months..I'm trying to do my job and half ass my way through manager job..plus 3 people quit..so its basically a couple of us trying to keep produce afloat and they wonder y morale is down..your burning us out..hire more people pick a dpt manager and ill smile and be happy..cause I wont be doing everyone else's job plus mine..and stop jumping Down my throat for shit that should have been done in the morning when you don't schedule me till closing shift..

Friday, August 16, 2013

Dpt manager

Gina got promoted today..she's the dairy manager now..

Caterpillar really???

A guy comes up to me and ask if I'm the manager of the area..said no got him to a zone manager and he tells her how he bought a salad and when he bit into it he bit into a caterpillar...which he then went into a tirade of profanities at the zone manager..the Guy didn't bring in the proof or even a recipt ...they refferred him to customer service after tht not sure what happened..but did see him leaveing the store about 30mins later..I don't know if u bit into a caterpillar wouldn't you bring the bug in to prove it when u come to the store or at least snap a Pic..

Onions

We got onions in today and they r the size of my co-workers head..lol

Evil and greedy

I was working this morning and feeling mentally and emotionally in a funk this morning when an old man comes up to and tells me how my current place of employment is evil and greedy and treats their employees like shit.tells me how even the health insurance provided is shit..and how he doesn't shop here except when he needs something for his car...wtf....anyway..tht little bit of craziness coning from this Guy cheered me up...its the small things in life..LOL..I actaully cracked a smile..

Thursday, August 15, 2013

My wrist probably shouldn't feel that way

I was leaning over a stack if 3 cases high of some vegetables and I noticed there's the cucumbers I need..I reach down still leaning over stack and grab case (50lbs) with one hand and try and lift it up over the stack of 3 cases..well something went pop in my wrist and now it hurts and is tingly down to the tips of my fingers...when will I learn..cucumbers r evil..

Gain..oh yeah..

We were getting laundry soap and we were like hey we haven't bought gain soap in awhile lets get that..OK..well there's a reason y we don't buy gain..I put my freshly laundered clothes on this morning and yup allergic reaction..been sneezing my head off all day...thts y we haven't bought gain in awhile..gonna have to re wash the clothes..and buy new soap...nice..

Saturday, August 10, 2013

8-10-13

8-10-13..moms birthday today.. it was a hard day but it was easier to deal then previous years.. happy birthday...love ya,miss ya r.i.p mom..

Monday, August 5, 2013

Question

OK so don't remember if I mention this already or not..anyway
So u know how I was si ck and had a bunch of blood transfusion..well since I have so much blood from elsewhere am I part that person now..u know like I'm someone else now..its been on my mind last few days..I noticed I tan a lot easier now..maybe I'm part black or something now..who knows..LOL..its stupid I know...

Friday, August 2, 2013

Huh??

The pic is of a snack pack of guacamole ..OK what struck me as odd is it says
Important keep refridgerated to maintain safety...
Safety...why wouldn't it say to maintain freshness or something like that..but safety...I don't get it..what the hell happens to the guacamole when it becomes room.temperature and you now have become concerned about safety..who's safety yours? ..the guacamole? ?..

Whats tht smell

So I'm dumping compost and I pick up a rotted watermelon..now when I say rotted I don't mean what it looks like when it goes bad in The fridge..I mean its so rotted the skin is soft and rips open with ease and the smells like vomit..OK so I'm picking it up and it decideds to split open and shower fermented rotted watermelon all over me..it smelled so bad I had to go buy a new shirt and wash my name tag.this was the highlight of my day..so yeah had a bad day today..

Jenga

I needed the box of oranges from middle of pallet.instead of downstacking the freight I played jenga with the freight.LOL..its better then yesterday..I need the bottom box..so I cut opened box and pulled freight out..when they cut the plastic wrap off pallet the side I cut open box collapsed on itself..LOL..