U get tired..

Today we were in the office going over the produce inventory report and my assistant manager asks me do u ever get tired of looking at your face when u look at your sister..she starts laughing I tell shit I don't if I should be offended by that statement or find it funny like you just did.I look over to gina and tell her what assistant said and gina says same thing i do.my assistant manager was like I find it funny.I told her well guess It just depends which side of you are on..I take offense to that statement..most people probably mean no ill will or malice in a statement like that they probably just worded it bad. But with this person I think she meant to be mean about it.I think she's evil.she's the one that threaten to cut my tongue out if I said an other bad word.oh and on that note I almost was sent to the office(I feel like I'm back in school being sent to office) to get written up cause I said son of a bitch to loud.I wasnt saying it to anyone I was saying it outloud cause I couldn't find something in back room and no one was around I thought anyway and they walked into room as I said it..
Then our zone manager told gina today that she pushes me and bugs me constantly to see how I react..wtf...don't poke the bear...you won't like the results..lol.

Soda bottle

U knw how I have issues with my hip now well the last week or so it has been hurting me a lot, like I wanna cut my leg off kind of hurt .so last night before going to bed I put an empty soda bottle down by my bed cause I didn't feel like getting up to take care of it. When I got up this morning I stepped on the bottle causeing me to step all funny jarring myself a bit ..well think it put my hip back in place or something cause hip feels good ever since. Lol. .still a bit of pain but nothing like it was. I was pissed off cause I stepped on the bottle but then I was like wait a min hip stopped hurting..lol.

1 year

One year ago today I was being wheeled into the operating room to have surgery to remove that tumor I had..I remeber being cold and scared out of my mind..and tht the doctors kept commenting on my snoopy tattoo..then I was alseep..surgery took 6 hours.when I finally got back to my room gina says she was there..only thing I remeber when i got back to room was seeing the price of right dollar wheel thing and people continually going up to spin the wheel..lol..I was pretty out if it.fastforward to today and I'm doing great only  got a handfull of scares on my stomach from surgery.also from when the stitches they left behind in me made there way out through my stomach..my body expelled them out by making holes in my stomach..i look down one day and i got strings hanging out of a couple of holes in my stomach..kinda neat .lol..health wise only thing is during the surgery they tore a ligament or tendon, something, in my hip..so I now have trouble wth it..hurts most days and somedays it feels like my leg is on wrong.can't sit or stand for to long anymore..gotta keep moving..ill take this hip problem over what I was going through before anyday..its crazy its been a year already. The health problems I had are starting to feel like a distant memory for me..

I think he called me a unicorn..

I was in hr office and a cashier was talking about how hairy her son has gotten and I chime in wth he's like a baby sasquatch..she gave me a mean look then started cracking up..then the guy in there told me tht me and gina have curly flowy hair  like some mythical forest creature. First thing I say to myself is did he just call me a unicorn..mythical forest creature and I think unicorn..what do you think of when someone says that.?

Badge

They made me get a new badge today.I signed my job offer today.so pay raise kicks in starting today which is nice.it was funny store manager was like yay here u go your manager now and in next breath chewing my ass out cause she said I didnt put a big enough order in for the weekend.she fails to realize that we sell almost 18 thousands worth of shit on weekend of course by sunday afternoon we r low..and thts tht we get 17 pallets of stuff on saturday morning for the wknd..I don't know its a loosing battle to try and explain.then after the ass chewing she is like r u here this weekend.I said yes both days.she said thank you jesus..ok she goes from yay your manager to ass chewing cause I didn't order enough to thank you jesus u r here on wknd ..I got tired just trying to keep up wth how I was to respond. I went from yay im manager to fuck I'm getting my ass chewed to what the fuck did she just say thank you jesus..all u n a matter of about 10mins ..I was emotionally drained by time I was able to get out of the office.

a difference a day makes

well you know how i told you guys that i got passed over for department manager again.. that they gave it to the cake decorator. the decorator signed her papers and the next day she got into a physical altercations with a person from the bakery in my produce cooler. i had to be a witness and fill out statement. anyway at end of that day she was fired. one day before she was to start as produce manager. so i was called into office and told since im runner up that i can have department since they fired the other one.. was told that i had to commit to not transferring (was talking with hr about getting transferred to a store opening up in january. they are looking for managers..)and i had to improve in my leisurely ways of working..wtf.. i think she said that cause she didnt want me to be manager but she was left with no choice. i think it irked her...anyway..i am the new department manager of produce. and i have already had my ass chewed a few times..lol.. i think they are gonna nit pick at me for a little bit cause they didnt want me to be it...today i spent most of day doing paper work and stuff like that, i didnt throw freight. i didnt bust a sweat at all today.. i feel kinda guilty about it. im gonna have a hard time letting go of stocking and trust that the others are gonna do it. i got my walkie talkie today, didn't want it. i tried to convinence them i dont need it that theres a phone in produce backroom. and that ill always be in produce if they need me.. they said nope we want a direct line.. then i was told that if i walk off with the walkie like the previous manager did that they will hunt me down.. i was like ok... but i was thinking to myself in the about 5months i have been at this store i have been told they are gonna cut my tongue out, and that they will hunt me down.. im getting kinda worried..lol..what are they gonna tell me next?

ideas so far

after asking people where and what we should do for vacation this is a few of the responses we got so far.. what you guys think Yellowstone Monterrey pismo beach Georgia Seattle Oregon Alaska stay home enjoy not working new mexico sol-vang cruise from long beach to ensenada new York not Egypt! Catalina skydiving disney world San diego

Only 3

I got a bag of m&ms on way out of wrk just now..and look only 3 blue ones..many of u know I dnt eat the blue m&ms..and normally half the bag is blue .but not this time..nice..

help us decide

ok ,well now that gina and i have a weeks paid vacation,we are thinking of taking one. we are thinking the week of our birthday. we are undecided as to where to go.we need to put time off request in now so there is no problem getting the time off(the earlier the better with our current place of employment). help us decide where to go.. any suggestion?

E=mc2

This guy asked me y dnt we have valencia oranges.told him we can try and get em. He hands me his business card and he said tell em its for einstein..I look up n the guy looks like eistein and his card is for an einstein impersonator.

Are those your work clothes

A lady and her daughter, she was about 6-7 or so, ask me where's the restroom..I tell them then the little girl asks me do I work here I said yes..she's like are those your work clothes..I said yes. She then sticks her finger in the hole in my shirt and says why do u have holes in your shirt..lol .the mom was like get over here now..lol..as we walk away from eachother the kid tells the mom. .mom those r her work clothes and she has a hole in them..lol..

wtf happened

so i didnt get the produce manager position.. was told i need to work on my presentation.. what does that even mean..and that i need to work more the gemini(inventory machine we have that you do everything from price change to inventory on)well i dont get it.. while we have not had a dpt manager in produce for almost 3 months.. who did most of the dpt manager work... me.. i did everything on the gemini. i dont understand how i need to work more on it.so who got the postion.. the fucking cake decorator.. how is she more qualified for the job then me.. when i interviewed first thing they told me was we have 4 vaiable candidates..well with my current place of employment i have learned that when they say that its never good( been in the situation b4 a few times). then the assistant manager tells me that she hates when people assume she already has her mind made up b4 interviews.. its funny cause other assistant managers right up to the shift manager would come to me and tell me to take care of stuff and tell me well your the dpt manager arent you they gave it to you didnt they.. i was like nope they haven't even interviewed yet.. and they say oh..all confused. maybe thats what she was referring to when she said she hates when people assume. i dont know. what sucks is i let them use and abuse me again.. i did my job plus half assed my through dpt manager job last 3 months..i trained all the people in produce..all of them. and what did it get me... nothing.. this has happened to me b4 with my current employer. when will i learn.. i just have to accept the fact i will never be a manager with them and deal with it and accept i will always be a floor associate.. i even let them censor me.. they wanted me to clean up my language that if i wanted to be dpt manager i need to work on it.. and i did.. i slip up maybe twice a week now which is amazing.. i let them change me..how fucking stupid..