Friday, June 14, 2013
is that blood on the corn?
so i was cleaning up the ears of corn.. trimming off those hair like things on top and the leaves that were still on the husks.. well as i was trying to pull off one of the husks it slid across my finger cutting it open.. yup. blood on the corn.. dont worry i cleaned it all up and disposed of the bloody corn..lol..
construction
at work there still is a construction crew that is working on final touches to the remodel of the store. well one older creepy construction dude keeps asking me if gina and i are twins and which departments we work in stuff like that. well couple days ago he asks have one of us ever felt the others pain. told him its happened once when i broke my arm as a kid her arm hurt her while i was in a cast. he said thats some crazy stuff and that we are young yet it will probably happened more.. i told him shit i hope not.. i don't know to me him(a creepy old dude) saying we will have more opportunities later on to feel each others pain kinda freaked me out a bit.would it freak you out?..
a giant genie has landed in frozen
i was working the 5am shift the other morning when i look over in the frozen isle to see the new maintenance guy cleaning the floors.. no lie he looked like shazzan.. that 70s cartoon where those two kids got in trouble and they would put their rings together and it would summons a giant genie named shazzan that would kick some ass..
this guy looked just like the genie..
Monday, June 3, 2013
work
ok well first off we got our yearly evaluations yesterday and both got a 50 cent raise.. kinda nice. anyway. they have me training all the new folks working produce 3 of the ones are under the age of 23. so im going through things with the first one and we get to the citrus and the person asks me what are the green things. he was pointing to limes.. and he was like what are the yellow ones..lemons.. i thought ok so we got one slow one in the bunch ok. well while training the other two both of them asked me the same thing.. are you kidding me 20 year olds dont know the difference between a lemon and a lime.. really.. then i told one of them go fill the citrus..he comes back and is like does citrus come in a bag???...he didnt know what is meant when i said citrus.. told him you know those yellow and green things you didnt know what they were.. and oranges and stuff like that.. wtf...you should have seen the three of them when i explained all the different lettuce we sell.. iceberg,butter,organic,romaine,green leaf, red leaf and hydroponic.. they just looked like a deer in headlights..lol..this is gonna be interesting.. or its gonna work a last nerve and piss me off..lol..
