vacum bags and flip-flops

last night at work a lady comes up to me holding a used full vacuum bag telling me she needs this.. i was like ok first get that dirty bag out of my face. then i was like what kind of vacuum do you have, she says the one that fits this bag. this bag has no marking on it nothing just a plain white vacuum bag. told her i couldn't tell her what bag to buy. don't you know vacuums you work this area don't you she told me. i told her i just work here. she stormed off dirty vacuum bag still in hand. seriously why do people think i would be some sort of expert in anything. I just work there. its like last week they had me cleaning up in shampoos and such and someone came up to me asking whats a good hair dye to cover up the purple she colored her hair(apparently her parents didn't like it...lol..).. i don't get it.
It was about 30 mins after the store closed last night( it closes at 10pm and starting about 10mins before ten they make announcements over pa system that we are closing and to basically get out.) i noticed this(ok im gonna do the best to describe this person) person. He was insanely tan, like dark dark brown, Asian man.Bald with jean overalls on rolled-up on the bottom, no socks and flip-flops on. Hard not to laugh out loud at this one. Anyway there he is perched on an end cap in electronics in front of tv wall watching iron man 2. i call my co-worker over and asked if she noticed him she said yeah but im not going up to him. so we waited til electronics person got back from break..long story short they finally got him out of there like 45mins after store closed..lol.. he did finish iron man.
there was almost a fight there last night too. these two high maintenance women who you could tell don't shop at stores like the one i work at(cant say the name,,lol).anyway they turn on each other and start calling each other names and getting all loud..of course all the male employees hear about it and swarm the area its happening at. to their disappointment the women realized that a lot of people where watching them and decided to leave quietly