work stories

Here's a few things that have happened at work lately that have made me laugh a little..

the other day a co-worker was on the ladder handing down cases of toilet paper thinking it would be safer to have someone help with it. well john turns the corner to go down the aisle we were in and he yells out "wheres the dildos"..well that distracted my co-worker right as she was handing me a case and what happens she drops it and it hits me in the face...nice...

I was on break and standing in line to buy a Pepsi and there is two teenagers in front of me and one of them just straight out spits on the floor..wtf..my first thought was great now there's another redneck disease airborne..

couple of days ago they had me take spray paint and go outside in the cold and wind and paint a 3 shelve rack that we use..well there i go out into the cold(think it was 30 degrees if that) and where they had me do this it was like a freaking wind tunnel so as i sprayed the paint the wind was just taking it away.. i couldn't do it right and they had someone else finish it..one guy was like Tina thought all you Californians knew how to use spray paint..lol.what an idiot..

they had me helping out in electronics over Christmas and i looked up at the tv wall and the tv's where out. i was told that a circuit blew or something like that and blew out like 7 tv's. there was smoke and everything they said.took them a good part of the morning to repair the electrical and replace all those tv's..i thought that was pretty funny.

They had me change an end cap out and put 2pack dish soap up..well i had to adjust the shelves so the product would fit..i noticed one shelf wasn't sitting right..i said fuck it and loaded up the dish soap..well the shelf wasnt sitting correctly and when enough weight was put on the one side it came off and crashed down into the shelf below and the one below that..well i had dish soap bottles everywhere and i stood there just looking at the mess, i didn't know weather to laugh or cry..i took a moment and cleaned up my mess..lol..